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October 03 Door of the SpiritsThis is the “SPIRIT DOOR” thing I designed and made and shit for my 1st period for dumb home coming week. It kicks so many asses but it didn’t win best door though. It didn’t even place. Reason… Dr. Pipkin was the judge. And if you don’t know Dr. Pipkin, she is a stupid bitch that doesn’t understand any thing that doesn’t entail balancing a budget (her version of balancing a budget however is firing as many people as possible) and she does so at the expense of our education. If you can’t tell, I hate Dr. Pipkin and think she is not in any way qualified for county school superintendent, she is not from here, she does not understand the real needs of this county, and she’s a close minded stupid hag. Furthermore, she is most definitely not qualified for “SPIRT DOOR” judge.
Any whoooo, this is the slawsome door I created with help from the other idiots in my 1st period. The stupid theme we had to go on was “staying alive in 2005”. So naturally, I thought of zombies. They’re staying ALIVE. But all the other stupids in the class thought of Saturday Night Fever, them and everyone else in the school thought of Saturday Night Fever. So to get what I wanted I just combined Saturday Night Fever and zombies and Indians, =ing zombie disco Indians in the 21st century, and bashed anyone else’s apposing ideas by screaming “STUUUUPID”. And then things happened and stuff and things blah blur bleeb boop and done.
>CLICK PICTURE FOR LARGE THING BLAH<
My favorite part. PANTHER BRAINSSSSSS.  insecure?No... why would you get that idea?
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 July 17 And Now Another "LEASON FROM NATURE"EPISODE 446: Sea Turtles; nature’s retard
Despite the fact that the sea turtle can easily be defeated by a plastic bag, confused for a jelly fish, clogging its air pipe, the mother sea turtle will allow nothing to stand in her way from laying her eggs in her original nesting grounds. Nor will anything stop her young from making their way to the great blue to continue the cycle, unless they incomer a Wal-Mart plastic bag, then all hope is lost. Alas, sea turtles are indeed nature’s great retards and gigantic retail corporations are indeed nature’s great equalizers.
>click picture to make larger<  July 09 FYI
 July 07 Celsius 232.7777777777778 I feel, that Ray Bradbury’s cautionary novel, Fahrenheit 451,
is not an allegoric warning of a futuristic America where censorship and
manipulation of information and knowledge is preformed by the
government, to the point of near mind-control, but an allegoric warning
of a futuristic America that still refuses to use the metric system.
And by titling this novel “Fahrenheit 451”, Ray Bradbury is just adding to the problem. When’s it gunna change…hu? >HINT:click to make larger<  July 06 OIE (only in emergencies)
 July 05 Inspirational Posters
 June 26 And Now "A LEASON FROM NATURE"EPISODE 305: B.F.F In the wild, turtles and hippos are best friends. .  June 24 A New Fad!!!!
>HINT:click the pick<  June 23 And Now "A LEASON FROM NATURE"Episode 207: FREAK! In the wild, it is natural for the herd to leave the weaker and more abnormal youngsters behind to fend for themselves. This insures the genetic prosperity for future generations. To put it simply the Lord hates freaks. >HINT:click the pic<
What if...What If Compasses Pointed Toward Polar Bears? >HINT: click the pic<  |
I KNOW WHO DID THIS TO YOU, EMILY!
Did you know the chances of a person 
How many baby ducks are in this picture?
I feel that 
Some day I hope to
work for one of the companies that make those inspirational posters for
class room walls. I’d like to design posters aimed for 
puppies all day every day
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